birth chart lol

just came across a birth chart report (lol) which i very disgustingly paid for (bigger LOL) a few months back although i must say i am quite pleased with it?!?! it was really long and detailed! anyway i sent it to a friend to see if it was accurate so i have some excerpts here.

"
- you like to help people who are deserving, but only if you know that you will be appreciated. you apply this to everyone, even close friends.

- this sign indicates that you almost never act in moderation. also, you tend to wander aimlessly from project to project. your signs show that you will only achieve success when you gain mastery over your ego and drive and act in moderation.

- you have difficulty saving money because you are indulgent with yourself and generous with others. your main flaws are willfulness and egocentricity.

- you tend to be liberal in your religious views and somewhat indifferent to religious organizations, a matter that you feel rather apologetic about. an avid reader, you are driven to develop your own philosophy to guide you in life. you have enormous faith although it does not follow any structured ideology, however it is enough to sustain you.

- your emotional contacts are primarily with individuals who share your enthusiasm about life, who are eager to share their experiences with you, and are not exclusively pre-occupied with material concerns. you deeply appreciate the sanctity of life - vegetable, animal and human and are warmly disposed toward anyone with similar feelings. you offer much to those who interest you, and are often willing to serve their desires if you will be appreciated.

- you are someone who is difficult to understand, and sometimes a mystery even to those closest to you. this is because of the polarity in your sun and moon planets that dictate your inner psyche and the expression of this psyche. you are picky with people, and can be psychologically defensive about forming close emotional ties. you feel most comfortable with supportive people who understand your feelings and moods and who you think of as loyal to you.

- you tend to be impatient. you are extremely sensitive to what people say or do. when you feel threatened by people who relate to you aggressively, you instinctively retaliate by putting them in their place.

- you have an intellectual understanding of love. you always try to understand the motives of others, especially those with whom you are emotionally attached to. love is important to you and your emotions are powerful. people also tend to confide in you because you have a ability to calm people and offer constructive solutions through your penetrating awareness and understanding of people.

- you are efficient and orderly and know how to unclutter your life by letting go of elements which interfere with your progress. you maintain honest and sincere ties with those you love, and willingly sever ties with those who you think no longer serve these interests. you are drawn to any form of study that can increase your understanding of yourself and of the influences and patterns that have shaped your approach to life. these include religion, philosophy and psychology. you feel strongly about self growth.

- internally, your disposition is a little different from the image that you display to others. you also seem to be secretly attracted to mysterious enterprises (??)

- your view towards money is unfavorable. you are a quick earner and spender."


friends who know me...accurate????